A. P. Herbert Quotes

Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, / For mother will be there. - A. P. Herbert

And when you rub the ball on rump or belly,
Remember what it looks like on the telly. - A. P. Herbert

An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose. - A. P. Herbert

An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.. - A. P. Herbert

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso. - A. P. Herbert

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