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Adam Carolla Quotes
Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do...
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Adam Carolla
Maybe it's weird, but I don't feel in any way, shape or form that I'm taking over his show.
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Adam Carolla
It's like the Fouth of July in my underpants.
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Adam Carolla
It's like a radio show.
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Adam Carolla
It's hard to say when it will start... I'm not being evasive; I really have no idea. Right now, I hope it's later rather than sooner.
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Adam Carolla
It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I've done so much morning radio that I won't be overwhelmed by it, but it's still going to be a challenge.
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Adam Carolla
I'm really just trying to hash out the next two weeks of my life... So, something that is potentially four months down the road is not just a mile down the road for me, it's a million miles down the road.
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Adam Carolla
If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
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Adam Carolla
If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.
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Adam Carolla
If the rich are evil why are you sitting in their library? Why are you sitting in their hall? Why did I just listen to a whole show on orangutans with no commercials that they paid for?
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Adam Carolla
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