Adam Carolla Quotes

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. - Adam Carolla

When you do television, there's more to do, and when you do new television, there's a lot more to do, especially when you don't have partner. I miss not having that person. - Adam Carolla

There's no math equation that equals ratings or demographics or even (takes into consideration) 'The Man Show.' What the (expletive deleted) is 'The Man Show' audience? You either go up there and connect or you go up there and you don't connect. - Adam Carolla

The Jews are leaving the settlement in the Gaza Strip. - Adam Carolla

The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern -- he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's outrageous. He's all those things, but he's also a very smart guy. - Adam Carolla

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car. - Adam Carolla

Spontaneous, clever, specific, oblique and at the same time very human. - Adam Carolla

Should be like a salmon taking to open water. - Adam Carolla

Right now, I hope it's later rather than sooner. - Adam Carolla

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