Alan Jay Lerner Quotes

You're an egghead with two yolks. - Alan Jay Lerner

You write a hit the same way you write a flop. - Alan Jay Lerner

With a little bit of luck, you'll never work! - Alan Jay Lerner

Why can't a woman be more like a man? / Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; / Eternally noble, historically fair. - Alan Jay Lerner

Men die but an idea does not. - Alan Jay Lerner

I've grown accustomed to the trace / Of something in the air, / Accustomed to her face. - Alan Jay Lerner

It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Alan Jay Lerner

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time! - Alan Jay Lerner

Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism. - Alan Jay Lerner

Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French. - Alan Jay Lerner

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