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Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
You're an egghead with two yolks.
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Alan Jay Lerner
You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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Alan Jay Lerner
With a little bit of luck, you'll never work!
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Alan Jay Lerner
Why can't a woman be more like a man? / Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; / Eternally noble, historically fair.
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Alan Jay Lerner
Men die but an idea does not.
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Alan Jay Lerner
I've grown accustomed to the trace / Of something in the air, / Accustomed to her face.
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Alan Jay Lerner
It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Alan Jay Lerner
I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!
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Alan Jay Lerner
Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Alan Jay Lerner
Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.
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Alan Jay Lerner
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