Alison Brie Quotes

You have to appreciate the History Channel's sense of humor when they name a show 'Big Shrimpin.' - Alison Brie

Well, Prunella's just about the most British name I've ever heard. - Alison Brie

So a sketchy dude on a bicycle definitely just stopped to whisper to me 'You're lucky' before repeatedly yelling at me 'Monica Lewinsky!!!' - Alison Brie

Sitting next to a man with a mustache at dinner is hearing a hundred people ask, 'How long have you been growing that mustache?' - Alison Brie

Ok Magic Mike, I see what you're workin with and I'll TAKE it!! - Alison Brie

Looks like its that time of year again when I will re-purchase Prince & ELO's greatest hits. - Alison Brie

Just got the Clarisonic Opal. Amaaaaazing for the under-eye area. Ladies, you can thank me later. Gentlemen, you can thank me now. - Alison Brie

'Hey New York...fancy meeting you here...inside of you.' Me trying to flirt with a city then getting suuuuuper creepy. - Alison Brie

A stranger definitely just caught me saying to myself, 'More like Josh STROBIN.' - Alison Brie

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