Allan Carr Quotes

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself. - Allan Carr

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh. - Allan Carr

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy. - Allan Carr

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish. - Allan Carr

I didn't really want to be a comedian. - Allan Carr

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere. - Allan Carr

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