Argus Hamilton Quotes

The idea is to sift out violent people. The Houston Texans do it at their players' entrance, and they are 0-6. - Argus Hamilton

Pakistan test-fired its first cruise missile Thursday in a blatant attempt to intimidate India. It flies beneath radar. If they attacked India with a nuclear cruise missile it could wipe out the entire United States customer service industry. - Argus Hamilton

Officials say the only thing Los Angeles will have to build is an Olympic pistol range. What's wrong with the freeways we already have? - Argus Hamilton

National Guard troops patrol the nation's airports wearing jungle camouflage uniforms and carrying fixed bayonets. Nevertheless, it's done nothing to hold down crime at airports. they're still charging $4 for a candy bar. - Argus Hamilton

John Kerry's brother Cameron Kerry said Tuesday he wants to run for Secretary of State in Massachusetts. He's a lawyer in Boston. Imagine if he goes further in politics, John Kerry could have a future as the embarrassing brother of the president. - Argus Hamilton

Jackie Robinson was honored in the U.S. Capitol Wednesday. What a ceremony. It doubled the number of statues in the rotunda because when it was mentioned that he was a lifelong Republican and Richard Nixon supporter, the Democrats turned to stone. - Argus Hamilton

It's a new era at Disney. From now on, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs will be known as Person of No Color and the Seven Vertically Challenged Individuals. - Argus Hamilton

In Oklahoma City, it can be 50 degrees below zero outside. In Los Angeles, it's 78. In Oklahoma City, it can be 110 degrees outside. In Los Angeles, it's 78. In Oklahoma City, there are 2 million hard-working, church-going, industrious people. In Los Angeles, there's 78. - Argus Hamilton

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