Art Buchwald Quotes

You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. - Art Buchwald

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we have. - Art Buchwald

We broke the record... Eat your heart out Nantucket. - Art Buchwald

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. - Art Buchwald

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water. - Art Buchwald

The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo. - Art Buchwald

The best things in life aren't things. - Art Buchwald

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