Artemus Ward Quotes

You have Van Gogh's ear for music. - Artemus Ward (writer)

Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness? - Artemus Ward (writer)

Why care for grammar as long as we are good? - Artemus Ward (writer)

This is a smart move. You try to pick a nominee that Democrats won't be able to criticize as much because they are a woman or minority. This is a classic Clarence Thomas strategy. - Artemus Ward

They are largely cosmetic in nature. They're an attempt to satisfy critics who want broader change. - Artemus Ward

My pollertics, like my religion, being of an exceedin' accomodatin' character. - Artemus Ward (writer)

It ain't so much what people don't know that hurts as what they know that ain't so. - Artemus Ward (writer)

It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble. It's the things we know that ain't so. - Artemus Ward

I'm not a politician and my other habits are good. - Artemus Ward (writer)

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. - Artemus Ward (writer)

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