Artie Lange Quotes

Whiskey will always be a part of my life. - Artie Lange

When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs. - Artie Lange

When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life. - Artie Lange

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time. - Artie Lange

There is way more pressure than other roles where I got to do jokes and leave... It's a lot harder. You have to move the story along. - Artie Lange

The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent. - Artie Lange

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. - Artie Lange

That was always a dream of mine. - Artie Lange

My man, whatever he does. - Artie Lange

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