Bennett Cerf Quotes

What rotten luck. Obviously, another book at this time about exactly the same subject would be a sad anticlimax! - Bennett Cerf

There have been too many books in which some young man is looking forward, backward or sideways in anger. Or in which some Southern youth is being chased through the magnolia bushes by his aunt. She catches him on page 28 with horrid results. - Bennett Cerf

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed. - Bennett Cerf

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost. - Bennett Cerf

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we? - Bennett Cerf

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. - Bennett Cerf

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. - Bennett Cerf

For me, a hearty elly laugh is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. - Bennett Cerf

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy. - Bennett Cerf

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