Bill Vaughn Quotes

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughn

When a fellow you knew in school attains some lofty public office, you're glad for his sake - but somewhat apprehensive for the future of the country. - Bill Vaughn

They may still work their way out on their own. - Bill Vaughn

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughn

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. - Bill Vaughn

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughn

Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career. - Bill Vaughn

Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don't have time to get into mischief. - Bill Vaughn

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