Bo Burnham Quotes

YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas. If by people you mean 13 year old girls and by ideas you mean how they love the Jonas Brothers. - Bo Burnham

Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't. - Bo Burnham

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on. - Bo Burnham

Where are all the sour patch parents? - Bo Burnham

When life give you lemons... you probably just found lemons. - Bo Burnham

When life gets you down, make a comforter. - Bo Burnham

What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy. - Bo Burnham

What's a bag of chips divided by five, that's a Nike worker's meal. - Bo Burnham

Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively. - Bo Burnham

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