Charles Farrar Browne Quotes

Why don't you show us a statesman who can rise up to the emergency, and cave in the emergency's head. - Charles Farrar Browne

They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them. - Charles Farrar Browne

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail. - Charles Farrar Browne

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. - Charles Farrar Browne

Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with. - Charles Farrar Browne

I am not a politician, and my other habits air good. - Charles Farrar Browne

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