Craig Bruce Quotes

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for. - Craig Bruce

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. - Craig Bruce

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. - Craig Bruce

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! - Craig Bruce

When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening. - Craig Bruce

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it. - Craig Bruce

When trying to locate something, search your mind first. - Craig Bruce

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. - Craig Bruce

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists. - Craig Bruce

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand. - Craig Bruce

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