David Sedaris Quotes

When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. - David Sedaris

When they're born outside, crows come and pluck their eyes out. - David Sedaris

When I look at a lot of older stuff that I've written, I think one sign of amateur humor writing is when you see people trying too hard. - David Sedaris

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. - David Sedaris

Underneath my window, there were huge groups of people running in the streets. They tried to overturn a car. So the woman opened her window and tried to throw water on them. So then they threw rocks up and tried to smash her windows. It was very exciting. - David Sedaris

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. - David Sedaris

They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity. - David Sedaris

There are lots of things that happen to me that I don't write about. - David Sedaris

The only real advice you can give anyone is to keep writing. - David Sedaris

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. - David Sedaris

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