David Spade Quotes

I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time. - David Spade

It's the old college days kind of thing. - David Spade

It's so crazy in Hollywood. - David Spade

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it. - David Spade

It's funny because it's funny. - David Spade

It's called reading. - David Spade

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends. - David Spade

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. - David Spade

I'm just doing the show for a while, might do another 'Joe Dirt' movie in the summer. That's about it. The show is really starting and that's what I have to do, like my day-to-day job. - David Spade

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder. - David Spade

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