Demetri Martin Quotes

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest. - Demetri Martin

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults. - Demetri Martin

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down. - Demetri Martin

To me, comedy is a game. - Demetri Martin

There's a store in my neighborhood called Futon World. I like that name, 'Futon World.' Makes me think of a magical place that gets less and less comfortable over time. - Demetri Martin

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Demetri Martin

The shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience. - Demetri Martin

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. - Demetri Martin

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