Dennis Miller Quotes

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven. - Dennis Miller

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair? - Dennis Miller

What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign. - Dennis Miller

What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our heads that keeps us from fully enjoying the show. Guilt is the reason they put the articles in Playboy. - Dennis Miller

We should fight to preserve a country where people such as Michael Moore get to miss the point as badly as he misses it. Michael Moore represents everything I detest in a human being. - Dennis Miller

We are simultaneously the most hated, loved, feared and admired nation on this planet. In short, we are Frank Sinatra. And the Chairman didn't make his bones laying down for punks... - Dennis Miller

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese. - Dennis Miller

Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer. - Dennis Miller

Trends don't mean anything to me. If I like something, I'll do it. If I don't, I won't do it, and I wouldn't care if everybody in the country mocked me. - Dennis Miller

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