Dodgeball Quotes

I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman. - Dodgeball

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal. -Peter LaFleur. - Dodgeball

I feel like I'm watching a Cher video, Cotton. -Pepper. - Dodgeball

I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton, I never could! -Pepper. - Dodgeball

Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman. - Dodgeball

Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it. -White Goodman. - Dodgeball

Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman. - Dodgeball

Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman. - Dodgeball

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