Dorothy Parker Quotes

There must be courage; there must be no awe. There must be criticism, for humor, to my mind, is encapsulated in criticism. There must be a disciplined eye and a wild mind. - Dorothy Parker

There must be a magnificent disregard of your reader, for if he cannot follow you, there is nothing you can do about it. - Dorothy Parker

There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it. - Dorothy Parker

The moon's turned black; For I love him, and He didn't love back. - Dorothy Parker

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. - Dorothy Parker

The doctors were very brave about it. - Dorothy Parker

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature. - Dorothy Parker

That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. - Dorothy Parker

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