Dylan Moran Quotes

The trend now is to get away from stage bound sitcoms. - Dylan Moran

The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty. - Dylan Moran

The careers teacher told me I had a clear choice: if I didn't end up going to university I'd end up robbing post offices. - Dylan Moran

Showing off seemed to me to be a highly valuable and necessary activity when I was 20. - Dylan Moran

Red meat is not bad for you. - Dylan Moran

People walk past me in the street and look at me, but because they think I work in their office and they can't remember my name. - Dylan Moran

Over the years The Stand have been great about giving me stage time if I need to run new material. The audience is always a great mix of attentive and loud and lively: you get that good listening quality that any good comedy club should have. - Dylan Moran

One thing that's coming up a lot is: are you as grumpy as you appear from this Black Books thing. - Dylan Moran

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. - Dylan Moran

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