Ed Allen Quotes

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins. - Fred Allen

Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission. - Fred Allen

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better. - Fred Allen

A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch. - Fred Allen

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. - Fred Allen

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. - Fred Allen

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done. - Fred Allen

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