Eddie Izzard Quotes

You're going to eat that later? You're going to take it home? - Eddie Izzard

You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it! - Eddie Izzard

You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for... - Eddie Izzard

You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym! - Eddie Izzard

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support. - Eddie Izzard

We have archeology on television, and I quite like it; its a sort of detective thing, but its really true, you know its there But its kind of slow on telly, it has this problem of, Weve been here three weeks on live television, and weve taken off about a millimeter of top soil so far Theres men with brushes and beards maybe theyve just got beards, Im not sure We found this and carbon-dated it to last Tuesday, so were very excited. - Eddie Izzard

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' - Eddie Izzard

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? - Eddie Izzard

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