Eeyore Quotes

You don't always want to be miserable on my birthday, do you? - Eeyore

When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there. - Eeyore

When someone says How-do-you-do, just say you didn't. - Eeyore

This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it. Eeyore. - Eeyore

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them. - Eeyore

They haven't got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think. - Eeyore

There are those who will wish you good morning. If it is a good morning, which I doubt. - Eeyore

Sitting on thistles doesn't do them any Good. Take all the Life out of them. - Eeyore

Owl flew past a day or two ago and noticed me. He didn't actually say anything mind you, but he knew it was me. Very friendly of him, I thought. Encouraging. - Eeyore

One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday. - Eeyore

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