Eric Cartman Quotes

You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you. - Eric Cartman

Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley. - Eric Cartman

Yeah hippie, go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything. - Eric Cartman

Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000. - Eric Cartman

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000. - Eric Cartman

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