Florence King Quotes

In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order. - Florence King

I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home. - Florence King

He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood. - Florence King

Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat. - Florence King

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other. - Florence King

During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good hugs and bad hugs. - Florence King

Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism. - Florence King

Any hope that America would finally grow up vanished with the rise of fundamentalist Christianity. Fundamentalism, with its born-again regression, its pink-and-gold concept of heaven, its literal-mindedness, its rambunctious good cheer... its anti-intellectualism... its puerile hymns... and its faith-healing... are made to order for King Kid America. - Florence King

Animal rights activists gives disillusioned feminists an excuse to go back to being women protecting wee creatures without compromising their radical credentials. - Florence King

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