Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes

You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you.' -Peter Bretter. - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard. -Darald. - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher. -Aldous Snow. - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? Peter Bretter: Yeah, probably. - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on! Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in! - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack. - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do. -Peter Bretter. - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it? Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life. - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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