Friends Quotes

[Ross is trying to cheer Chandler up who won't get out of his sweatpants]
Ross: C'mon man, just take em off, just take em off and we'll have some fun. - Friends

[Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel]
Ross: Your money is mine, Green.
Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller. - Friends

[Reading Rachel's romance novel.]
Monica: 'Throbbing pens? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.' - Friends

[On living alone]
Joey: I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think. - Friends

[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters]
Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry. - Friends

[Chandler walks in]
Joey: You know, with that goatee, you kinda look like Satan. - Friends

[after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik]
Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore. - Friends

[after Chandler kisses Kathy]
Joey: You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you. - Friends

(Joey walks in wearing Chandler's clothes)
JOEY: Hi. I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes? - Friends

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