George Burns Quotes

You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile. - George Burns

We were what you call a disappointment act... If an act got sick, we'd take their place. - George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. - George Burns

They notice, but they don't know what it is. - George Burns

Our record doesn't show it, but we are getting better. - George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. - George Burns

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. - George Burns

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