Jay London Quotes

You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart. - Jay London

You know what burns me? Matches. - Jay London

Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good. - Jay London

They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults. - Jay London

People read me but they don't subscribe. - Jay London

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. - Jay London

My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. - Jay London

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. - Jay London

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

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