Jon Lovitz Quotes

You're in front of an audience, but you're playing for a camera. There's this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in the studio, there are millions of people watching at home. - Jon Lovitz

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact. - Jon Lovitz

You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny. - Jon Lovitz

Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn't stop smiling because he was my idle and 29 years after seeing Take the Money and Run, I was working for him. - Jon Lovitz

There are some actors who say, 'What do you want me to do? I'll do whatever you want,' and that's all they do... I kind of go to the other extreme. I say, 'I have an idea. Can I try something?' - Jon Lovitz

The whole - it's the economy's bad. It's bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years ago in a horrible economy. I created jobs. And we just started breaking even after a year and a half, barely. For that entire time, I have had to pay the difference of what we owe in rent and taxes and everything out of my own pocket. - Jon Lovitz

The problem with the economy isn't that people aren't paying their fair share of taxes. - Jon Lovitz

Sometimes the best way to make 'em laugh is to show 'em how you honestly feel. - Jon Lovitz

Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they're responsible for taking a loan they didn't qualify for? - Jon Lovitz

My dad would always say, 'What can you do to make the world a better place?' Well, I can make people laugh. - Jon Lovitz

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