Justine Ezarik Quotes

Yoga instructor sounded exactly like Owen Wilson. Totally ruined my practice!!! - Justine Ezarik

Tried to run up my stairs while txting...Guess what happened? - Justine Ezarik

Love your custom license plate. Oh wait, no I don't. Makes me want to hit you. - Justine Ezarik

Just shattered my iPhone trying to outrun zombies. I'm not even joking. - Justine Ezarik

Just napped for 6 hours. That's like a normal person sleep. - Justine Ezarik

Just because you have a motorcycle doesnt mean you have to drive like an idiot, know what I mean??!??? - Justine Ezarik

I want my car to give me achievements for backing up really close to objects and not hitting them. - Justine Ezarik

I can't believe there isn't just a link to reset security questions for your Apple IDcustomer service couldn't even do it for me!! - Justine Ezarik

Eating a pack of gum because Im bored on the plane. - Justine Ezarik

Can't imagine how many marathons I'd be able to run if I'd actually go to the gym instead of just thinking about it. - Justine Ezarik

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