Karl Pilkington Quotes

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere. - Karl Pilkington

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really. - Karl Pilkington

I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage. - Karl Pilkington

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there. - Karl Pilkington

I came face-to-face with a gorilla which was quite good, but it was a 10-hour trek in bad weather, up hills, covered in mud, with mosquitoes everywhere and when we got there the gorilla's just sat there doing nowt. - Karl Pilkington

I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling. - Karl Pilkington

Comedy's really subjective, you know. - Karl Pilkington

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot. - Karl Pilkington

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. - Karl Pilkington

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

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