Knocked Up (the Movie) Quotes

You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender] - Knocked Up (The Movie)

Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles. -Ben Stone. - Knocked Up (The Movie)

You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head. -Jason. - Knocked Up (The Movie)

You think because you don't yell, you're not mean. This is mean. -Debbie. - Knocked Up (The Movie)

You look like a cholo dressed up for Easter. -Pete. - Knocked Up (The Movie)

Pete: There are five different types of chairs in this hotel room. Ben Stone: That's way too many chairs for one room! - Knocked Up (The Movie)

Pete: Just don't ask me to lend you any money. Ben Stone: Can I just - have some? - Knocked Up (The Movie)

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