Lewis Black Quotes

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of politics, everybody wakes up and goes to work. - Lewis Black

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense. - Lewis Black

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. - Lewis Black

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. - Lewis Black

The whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable. - Lewis Black

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Online, there's no time. It's always Christmas. - Lewis Black

My touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road. - Lewis Black

My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter. - Lewis Black

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