Lily Tomlin Quotes

You look around and you see that George Carlin and Willie Nelson are doing as well as ever. ... You can grow old and still be vital. - Lily Tomlin

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. - Lily Tomlin

Yeah. If I looked as good as Jane, I would, too! - Lily Tomlin

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? - Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? - Lily Tomlin

What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch. - Lily Tomlin

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring. - Lily Tomlin

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains. - Lily Tomlin

We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to. - Lily Tomlin

We're all in this alone. - Lily Tomlin

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