Madea Quotes

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for the Lort, I am livin' for the Lort. When I think of the goodness of Jesus and all that he has donnnnnnne for me, my soul cries out halleu-yer thank God for savin' me. - Madea

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree? - Madea

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent the pole. When I got down that thing looked like a horseshoe. - Madea

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them when you get them everyone gonna get got! - Madea

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can pray. Just say in the name of Jesus this is your stamp that will get it up there to his ear. - Madea

The devil is a lie, I'm not finna eat this. - Madea

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!! - Madea

Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you, you can't get to what's in front of you because you're too busy looking back to see what he's doing. - Madea

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn't kill him, though. No, that wasn't me. - Madea

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