Mario Tomasello Quotes

You'll lose a lot of money chasing woman but you'll never lose woman chasing money. - Mario Tomasello

You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks. - Mario Tomasello

That awkward moment when your ex likes your new relationship status on facebook. - Mario Tomasello

Temptation is the devils work shop. - Mario Tomasello

Simply saying I'm sorry can save a relationship. - Mario Tomasello

One thing you can always keep and give away is your word. - Mario Tomasello

Obama supporters are like christmas lights. They all hang out together, half of em don't work, and the ones that do work aren't very bright. - Mario Tomasello

My problem is that I can't stay mad I always end up forgiving people even when they don't deserve it. - Mario Tomasello

Love is deaf. You can't just tell someone you love them. You have to show it. - Mario Tomasello

Life is games play it. Life is a challenge conqueror it. Life is an opportunity capture it. - Mario Tomasello

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