Mike Royko Quotes

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies. - Mike Royko

I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a couple of hours seeing the bad guys lose. - Mike Royko

His goal is not quality journalism. His goal is vast power for Rupert Murdoch, political power. - Mike Royko

Hey, Dennis, this is Mike! Kick me, please! I'll settle for the price of a set of golf clubs. - Mike Royko

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. - Mike Royko

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west. - Mike Royko

Forty years ago, we were on the tail of the Front Page era. There was a different point of view. Reporters and editors were more forgiving of public people. They didn't think they had to stick someone in jail to make a career. - Mike Royko

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