Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff. -Napoleon Dynamite. - Napoleon Dynamite

What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite. - Napoleon Dynamite

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. -Napoleon Dynamite. - Napoleon Dynamite

Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. -Pedro. - Napoleon Dynamite

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Kip: Are you serious? Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious. - Napoleon Dynamite

Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite. - Napoleon Dynamite

Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon Dynamite. - Napoleon Dynamite

They're pretty good, except for one little problem. That little guy right there. He is nipple number five. A good dairy cow should have, like, four. -Pedro. - Napoleon Dynamite

That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite. - Napoleon Dynamite

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. -Napoleon Dynamite. - Napoleon Dynamite

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