Oliver Herford Quotes

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from. - Oliver Herford

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. - Oliver Herford

There is no time like the pleasant. - Oliver Herford

There is always room at the top - after the investigation. - Oliver Herford

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford

The bubble winked at me and said,
'You'll miss me brother, when you're dead'. - Oliver Herford

Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you. - Oliver Herford

Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you. - Oliver Herford

Only the young die good. - Oliver Herford

My wife has a whim of iron. - Oliver Herford

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