Preston Sturges Quotes

You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go onto the next one. - Preston Sturges

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he ran his pipes through (fill in the blank)? - Preston Sturges

I suppose they're like the I.R.S. You move once and they never send you your refund check. - Preston Sturges

I did all my directing when I wrote the screenplay. It was probably harder for a regular director. He probably had to read the script the night before shooting started. - Preston Sturges

A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a living room. An arrival is better that a departure. A birth is better than a death. A chase is better than a chat. A dog is better than a landscape. A kitten is better than a dog. A baby is better than a kitten. A kiss is better than a baby. A pratfall is better than anything. - Preston Sturges

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