Roseanne Barr Quotes

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. - Roseanne Barr

'Winning' in Hollywood means not just power, money, and complimentary smoked-salmon pizza, but also that everyone around you fails just as you are peaking. - Roseanne Barr

They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher. - Roseanne Barr

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. - Roseanne Barr

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think. - Roseanne Barr

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce. - Roseanne Barr

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. - Roseanne Barr

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