Russell Baker Quotes

You can't enjoy light verse with a heavy heart. - Russell Baker

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools. - Russell Baker

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things. - Russell Baker

Those people who taught Hubert Humphrey a lesson will still be enjoying the Nixon Supreme Court when Tricia and Julie begin to find silver threads among the gold and the black. - Russell Baker

There are no liberals behind steering wheels. - Russell Baker

The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. - Russell Baker

The Nathan Foundation has given $923,500. - Russell Baker

The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. - Russell Baker

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