Russell Brand Quotes

When I was growing up, I thought I'd be a lot happier if I was famous and successful and if I had money. - Russell Brand

There was [really] little difference between someone acting throwing french fries in your face and someone throwing french fries in your face. - Russell Brand

The priority of any addict is to anaesthetise the pain of living to ease the passage of day with some purchased relief. - Russell Brand

Strength does not have to be belligerent and loud. - Russell Brand

Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God. - Russell Brand

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do. - Russell Brand

People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth. - Russell Brand

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church bells. Strange it was. Why no proper bells? I never went in but I bet it was a robot church for androids, where the Bible was in binary and their Jesus had laser eyes and metal claws. - Russell Brand

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