Steven Wright Quotes

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it. - Steven Wright

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night. - Steven Wright

At one point he decided enough was enough. - Steven Wright

A tax on people who are bad at math. - Steven Wright

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

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