Tom Leykis Quotes

When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you! - Tom Leykis

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.' - Tom Leykis

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry. - Tom Leykis

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode. - Tom Leykis

I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldn't have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency. - Tom Leykis

I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is! - Tom Leykis

Call a big-band station. Call somebody else, please. Don't call here. It's called targeted demographics. - Tom Leykis

A foul defender of the male libido. - Tom Leykis

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