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1 new message. Runs for phone, jumps over sofa, runs a marathon, swims Atlantic ocean, pushes mom out of the way. Grabs phone...'K'. - Unknown

0-60 in 15 minutes! - Unknown

[B]est friends, [B]ack stabbers, [B]ad grades, [B]ad friends [B]itches everywhere. - The [B's] Of high school. - Unknown

...condom says to the tampon, "You put me out of a job for 1 week a month!" The tampon replies, "When you don't do your job properly, I lose mine for 9 months!" - Unknown

*Winter* Couples: We are going to cuddle and snuggle like there is no tomorrow. Me: *stares at pillow* You love me right? - Unknown

*Taking a test*...If the answer is false, please explain. Answer: True. - Unknown

*Short People* God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others! - Unknown

*Mom walks into room* You pull up Google and stare at it. - Unknown

*Missed a call* Then you call back, but they don't answer. What? Did they die within 5 seconds? - Unknown

*Low battery* *Low battery* *Low battery* Well apparently you have enough battery to Remind Me every 2 minutes. - Unknown

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