Wilson Mizner Quotes

You're a mouse studying to be a rat. - Wilson Mizner

You sparkle with larceny. - Wilson Mizner

Women can instantly see through each other, and it's surprising how little they observe that's pleasant. - Wilson Mizner

Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking to your boss. - Wilson Mizner

When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

When a woman tells you her age, it's all right to look surprised, but don't scowl. - Wilson Mizner

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it. - Wilson Mizner

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. - Wilson Mizner

There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger. - Wilson Mizner

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